Don't Divorce Him Yet

Is his chewing suddenly louder than a cement mixer?
Are you one throat-clear away from being featured on Dateline?
Has his breathing always been this… dramatic?
Do you find yourself fantasising about a solo life where no one sniffs, taps, or sighs within a 5-metre radius?

We’ve got your back because 7 in 10 UK women said menopause contributed to their divorce or marriage breakdown. (Not his chewing? Weird?)

This clever blend of ashwagandha, saffron, magnesium, L-theanine, and passionflower helps calm the hormonal chaos, smooths out mood swings, and keeps you from drafting escape plans in the Notes app.

He might be a bit of a dickhead, but try this first, it’s cheaper than a divorce lawyer.

Take daily to stay calm, composed, and capable of co-existing with loud chewers everywhere.